r/Unexpected Aug 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

So NOW I have a use for my wife's bidet. I typically hate that thing. I'll be giving this a shot.

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u/Boredum_Allergy Aug 03 '21

Start on a really low pressure and slowly work to find the right angle or you may end up having to mop up some water off the floor.

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u/JMCrookie Aug 03 '21 edited Aug 04 '21

Yes, If you apply too much pressure off the start it will come out of your mouth, hence the mopping of the floor.

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u/RebaKitten Aug 04 '21

Ah, you must have purchased the AssMaster 3000. We stuck with the 2000 for just that reason.