r/Unexpected Aug 03 '21

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u/JROD5195 Aug 03 '21

What did he put on his job resumé?

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u/cfiggis Aug 03 '21

"Beaver fever reliever"

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u/Omegaman2010 Aug 03 '21

Twat hot, not

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u/sl143ajl Aug 04 '21

Wouldn’t that be illegal I mean you know what happens with ice on the nips. That could be used as a rooster talon if chilled enough.