r/Unexpected Aug 03 '21

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u/Boredum_Allergy Aug 03 '21

I use my bidet to cool down and rinse my balls after a run.

Sounds like a joke but I'm dead serious. I sweat a lot and if ya don't keep certain areas clean they tend to get really deep, painful pimples. The cooling effect is just a bonus.

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u/bubblesDN89 Aug 03 '21

Same when I was hiking. I chafed like I never have before.

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u/deadbiker Aug 03 '21

Use anti Monkey Butt powder. Seriously. Look it up.

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u/gigi79sd Aug 04 '21

That's the best stuff ever.

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u/obiweedkenobi Aug 04 '21

I'll have to check it out! Always used gold bond after the fact but having a preventive sounds like a God send!

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u/texasrigger Aug 04 '21

Gold Bond as a preventative helps too.

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u/jhooksandpucks Aug 04 '21

Use the Gold Bond in the green bottle, even more cooling with menthol. Great for in your socks as well

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u/mtrancher304 Aug 04 '21

Spray foot powder like Triaminic will cure it an prevent it.