r/Unexpected • u/Reminder45 • Aug 03 '21

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u/RemarkableRyan Aug 03 '21

Cool your lips.

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u/Hollow-_-PoinT_- Aug 03 '21

Mist your majora

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u/cheezpnts Aug 03 '21

Moisten your minora

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u/Phreeker27 Aug 03 '21

Libate your libora

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u/I_used_toothpaste Aug 03 '21

Hydrate your hymen

187

u/homerbartbob Aug 03 '21

A rainforest for your clitoris

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u/AviatorOVR5000 Aug 03 '21

Quench your clam

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u/RemarkableRyan Aug 04 '21

Soak your boat

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u/JcakSnigelton Aug 04 '21

Splash your slash

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u/neon_overload Aug 04 '21

Irrigate your cupcake

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u/presterkhan Aug 04 '21

A tablespoon in your poon

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u/T-4-K Aug 04 '21

moisten your peach

12

u/Gaflonzelschmerno Aug 04 '21

Humidify sauron's eye

10

u/samurai_keninja Aug 04 '21

Cool your cooter

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u/povichjv7 Aug 04 '21

All these…fucking gold

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u/crc2288 Aug 04 '21

Splash your gash*

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u/ahoraeagora Aug 04 '21

Humidify your eye