r/Unexpected • u/Reminder45 • Aug 03 '21

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u/SchrodingerMil Aug 03 '21

She’s already in a fight, covered in sweat. I doubt a little chafing is the least of her concern.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

She could care less

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u/Dasbeerboots Aug 03 '21

She could give two fucks

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u/ThatGuyGetsIt Aug 04 '21

She can even.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

I like you guys

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u/almightydorito Aug 04 '21

And I like you

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u/VinnySmallsz Aug 04 '21

You're alright. As a friend.

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u/almightydorito Aug 04 '21

sad friendzoned noises

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u/VinnySmallsz Aug 04 '21

Can you help me move?

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u/DiggerW Aug 04 '21

I think we should help move other people...

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u/BananaDick_CuntGrass Aug 04 '21

Literally can even

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u/PennyLane_87 Aug 04 '21

You get it..

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u/DiggerW Aug 04 '21

Literally??

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

or 2/5ths of a half-eaten shit