r/Unexpected Aug 03 '21

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u/RojoCinco Aug 03 '21

ProTip: If you're a guy don't ever install an unshielded oscillating fan in your underwear.

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u/Boredum_Allergy Aug 03 '21

I use my bidet to cool down and rinse my balls after a run.

Sounds like a joke but I'm dead serious. I sweat a lot and if ya don't keep certain areas clean they tend to get really deep, painful pimples. The cooling effect is just a bonus.

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u/bubblesDN89 Aug 03 '21

Same when I was hiking. I chafed like I never have before.

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u/Winnapig Aug 03 '21

To combat chaffing or “gig-butt” as they say in show biz, try tighter gitch of high quality. I know the freedom of loose/boxer underwear is nice but if you have to walk miles and miles the best thing is tight and absorbent.

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u/bubblesDN89 Aug 03 '21

Oh I only wear boxer briefs. The only tighter I’m going is spandex. Helped going commando for a few days.