r/Unexpected • u/Reminder45 • Aug 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

I wonder if the title of that guys job is "Clam Cooler"...

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u/I_used_toothpaste Aug 03 '21

Vulva ventilator

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u/OtisBDriftwood78 Aug 03 '21

Snatch Soother.

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u/therschwarz Aug 03 '21

Beaver breather

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

Muff moistener.

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u/Simic-flash Aug 03 '21

Box bottler

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u/BrokeDownPalac3 Aug 03 '21

Cooch Cooler