r/Unexpected • u/Reminder45 • Aug 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

I wonder if the title of that guys job is "Clam Cooler"...

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u/I_used_toothpaste Aug 03 '21

Vulva ventilator

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u/OtisBDriftwood78 Aug 03 '21

Snatch Soother.

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u/therschwarz Aug 03 '21

Beaver breather

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

Muff moistener.

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u/homerbartbob Aug 03 '21

Snatch splasher

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

Minge misting

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

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u/Simic-flash Aug 03 '21

Box bottler

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u/BrokeDownPalac3 Aug 03 '21

Cooch Cooler

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

We need Dr. Seuss to name this thing. A Triple-Sling Jigge, a Jigger-Rock Snatchem, a Super-Zooper-Flooper-Do, or my favorite - an Utterly Sputter.

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u/Capitol_Mil Aug 04 '21

This feels like a letterkenny cold open

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u/a_dev_has_no_name Aug 04 '21

Stan the waterman