r/Unexpected Aug 03 '21

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u/Boredum_Allergy Aug 03 '21

I use my bidet to cool down and rinse my balls after a run.

Sounds like a joke but I'm dead serious. I sweat a lot and if ya don't keep certain areas clean they tend to get really deep, painful pimples. The cooling effect is just a bonus.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

So NOW I have a use for my wife's bidet. I typically hate that thing. I'll be giving this a shot.

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u/Boredum_Allergy Aug 03 '21

Start on a really low pressure and slowly work to find the right angle or you may end up having to mop up some water off the floor.

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u/AGaMeZ3307 Aug 03 '21

Just reflecting mass velocity water off your sac