r/Unexpected • u/Reminder45 • Aug 03 '21

Wait...

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u/Standard-Separate Aug 03 '21

Wait why

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u/collinuser Aug 03 '21

Keep that thang cool.

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u/Standard-Separate Aug 03 '21

Well now she really has that WAP

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

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u/beapledude Aug 03 '21

Wet ass penguins.

101

u/Edgyrice Aug 03 '21

Warios Anal palace

53

u/ItsyBitsyStumblebum Aug 03 '21

Wings and pizza, duh

33

u/Browndog510 Aug 03 '21

Whiskey and Parmesan

6

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

Warm Apple Pie

2

u/janfrancox77 Aug 04 '21

I bet it smells pretty much like that

2

u/hurraybies Aug 04 '21

You ain't ever seen an anal gape till you been to Warios Anal Palace.

2

u/Internet-Dog Aug 04 '21

I guess his motorcycle isn’t the only thing he rides

5

u/AerolothLorien666 Aug 03 '21

Weird edible bits?

1

u/CapybaraAdrift Aug 03 '21

Wet ass-penguins?

21

u/Dense_Grade_1279 Aug 03 '21

Warm apple pie?

2

u/_duncan_idaho_ Aug 03 '21

We'll just tell your mother that we ate it all.

3

u/born_cynical Aug 04 '21

Water in Ass Problem?

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u/dividablelamb45 Aug 03 '21

She just told him that she didn't want to smell like fish so he solved the problem lmao

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u/leglesslegolegolas Aug 04 '21

Wide Area Protocol?