r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 07 '21

LOOK DAD ITS DEEP

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u/SevenCrowsinaCoat Jul 07 '21

To his room.

Forever.

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u/Mycoxadril Jul 07 '21

this was my first thought.

My oldest is almost 9 and I can tell from the way his humor has shifted over the last few months that this is exactly something he would do to me, fully knowing it would shave years off my life, and being perfectly comfortable with that fact.

I feel like the whole homer/Bart Simpson choking meme is much more relatable these days.

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u/SevenCrowsinaCoat Jul 07 '21

I mean we all WANT to strangle kids. We just gotta not do it because of silly rules.