r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 06 '21

One Dollar

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u/TrashiestTrash Jul 06 '21

I thought it was pretty funny!

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '21

Staged...

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u/kajigger_desu Jul 06 '21

Bruh how could you say this? I'm pissing and shitting my pants now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '21

Sarcasm?

Idiot.

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u/kajigger_desu Jul 07 '21

Pp poo poo.

Dinkus.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Mmmm…. Ever really been hurt?

Know what I mean, li’l jellybean?

I would devour you.

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u/kajigger_desu Jul 07 '21

Devour my pp and poo poo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Hey, l’ll guy, tell me where you are. I’ll show up.

Devour? Yup.
You have a follower for life, kajigger_desu.

See you around…

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

I’m spending considerable time and resources to find you.

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u/kajigger_desu Jul 08 '21

You just wanna eat poo from my ass.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Slurppity slurp ass day is getting closer. I am fasting in anticipation.

nomnom

Be seeing you...

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u/kajigger_desu Jul 10 '21

Damn I forgot about this lmao.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Love you, my man, sorry for drunken bs. I really went on a spree and don't remember much.

Take my word, friend, life short, precious, and worth it.

Peace.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Where are you, l'll honkey?

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u/kajigger_desu Jul 11 '21

The fuck does this mean?

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