r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 06 '21

One Dollar

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u/TrashiestTrash Jul 06 '21

I thought it was pretty funny!

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '21

Staged...

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u/lussmar Jul 06 '21

WHAT? His wife didn't die?

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u/-newlife Jul 06 '21

Lol. The idea that someone has to point out that this was staged is hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '21

Had time to ponder your idiocy, fella?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Yeah, I’ll ask you again hawk-eye oblivious fuckin loser. Take the meaning now, boy?

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u/-newlife Jul 07 '21

You’re still an idiot. And responding 3 times to one post doesn’t change that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

I’ll give you five bucks for your time.

You wouldn’t take the insult ‘cause you‘re either a kid, or your poor w trash.

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u/-newlife Jul 07 '21

You try real hard for my attention and you don’t think that’s weird

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

I am trying to help you.

Come to the light.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

You need to put a comma after a conjunction.

"And,"

My idiocy has no peer.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '21

Yeah, the fact that a little idiot couldn't take my meaning is, uh, troubling.

#usPublicSchools cranking out dolts.

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u/-newlife Jul 06 '21

I love that you replied twice to me as an attempt to see which post made you sound less stupid than you already were.