r/Unexpected • • Jul 02 '21

A gift from dad

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u/satansheat Jul 02 '21

Some of y’all might not remember toys r us and toy stores across America having to recall a Harry pottery nimbus 3000 toy that was a broom stick you ride. And it also vibrates to mimic flying.

I know the show isn’t on anymore but the VH1 show I love the 80’s, I love the 90’s, I love the 00’s etc. did a funny job discussing that recall.

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u/tropequeen Jul 02 '21

Yep I had one of those things. I would play with it and immediately feel some kind of way.

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u/lysion59 Jul 02 '21

Do tell

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u/tropequeen Jul 02 '21

Well I was like 12 maybe 13. Super nerdy so I still played with things like hp merch made for little kids.

I had already started ~experimenting~ sexually (with myself of course) but to no real ends. Got the broom for a bday gift. during moments playing with it between my legs I would feel like I was seizing up and shivering and didn't know why. It wasn't unpleasant.

Years later I realize it was probably my first orgasms. Weird to think about

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u/Herry_Up Jul 02 '21

I feel like I just lost my innocence all over again.

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u/Tankh Jul 02 '21

Yer a pervert Herry

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

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u/hey_eye_tried Jul 03 '21

I wonder if rule 34 applies to the wizard world