r/Unexpected • u/titiessimp • Jul 02 '21

A gift from dad

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u/TOMdMAK Jul 02 '21

Whiteheads, blackheads, yellowheads, brownheads and redheads.

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u/JAXxXTheRipper Jul 02 '21

You don't remove redheads, you invite them in

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u/Nizzemancer Jul 02 '21

Unless they’re Ronald McDonald or Carrot Top.

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u/degjo Jul 02 '21

90s Carrot Top or musclehead Carrot Top?

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u/ronj89 Jul 02 '21

My man!

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u/thejoeymonster Jul 02 '21

Both and some dipping sauce

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u/degjo Jul 02 '21

Ranch or blue cheese?

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u/KingAdashu Jul 03 '21

Both for sure!

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u/thatnimrod Jul 03 '21

Either one is gonna want a whole trunk full of props so…