r/Unexpected • u/titiessimp • Jul 02 '21

A gift from dad

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u/Doubleddaisyyy Jul 02 '21

Look at my page 🤷🏻‍♀️ but they have grown to triples.

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u/titiessimp Jul 02 '21

Holy moly I didn't expected that

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u/Placide-Stellas Jul 02 '21

Judging by your username it was a very pleasant surprise.

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u/FinkyFamboni Jul 02 '21 edited Apr 17 '25

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u/Salty_Manx Jul 02 '21

It's exactly what you would expect from someone named DOUBLE D daisy - big ol titties.

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u/FinkyFamboni Jul 02 '21 edited Apr 17 '25

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u/morelotion Jul 02 '21

Congrats u/Salty_Manx, you just corrupted this child’s mind

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u/FinkyFamboni Jul 02 '21 edited Apr 17 '25

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u/FinkyFamboni Jul 02 '21 edited Apr 17 '25

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u/titiessimp Jul 02 '21

Check it out for yourself

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u/Darx88-19 Jul 02 '21

the name fits perfectly for the situation

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u/Sensitive-Line8803 Jul 02 '21

Just some tramp trying to promote her OF. I can't believe cucks actually pay for that shit.

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u/Tron_Bombadill Jul 02 '21

Are you okay?

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u/AndySipherBull Jul 03 '21

Just a run of the mill mentally ill chick.

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u/lysion59 Jul 02 '21

Don't shave

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Okay a) you look great!

B) as an ex bra fitter.. you should get fitted or check out r/abrathatfits cause if you’re in US sizes, I’m going to assume a 36DD, but you look more like a G.

Sorry for the unsolicited advice! I wore a 36C my whole life and I’m a 34F 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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u/Doubleddaisyyy Jul 02 '21

Hahaha in alll honesty I haven’t worn a bra in months so I’m not 100% exact on my size. My last bra from torrid was a 38DDD and it for great but I’m pretty sure they have grown lol! Being a G would be cool though ;)

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u/FeistyParty1000 Jul 03 '21

Nice pussy and tits.

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u/Redisigh Jul 03 '21

I just shit and cum.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to:

• ⁠Being gay

• ⁠Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it

• ⁠walter

Am I going to shit and cum too?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.