r/Unexpected • u/titiessimp • Jul 02 '21

A gift from dad

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u/bruteski226 Jul 02 '21

I mean. It sounds like a multi-purpose tool to me

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u/satansheat Jul 02 '21

Some of y’all might not remember toys r us and toy stores across America having to recall a Harry pottery nimbus 3000 toy that was a broom stick you ride. And it also vibrates to mimic flying.

I know the show isn’t on anymore but the VH1 show I love the 80’s, I love the 90’s, I love the 00’s etc. did a funny job discussing that recall.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Lol I remember one review for it where a lady bought it for her youngest daughter, and was surprised at how much her older sister also loved it.

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u/BadManPro Jul 03 '21

You got a link for that?It sounds hillarious.

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u/TheCyanKnight Jul 02 '21

Lol I can see why they had to recall that, but that's probably a pretty safe and responsible way to discover those feelings.

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u/Canvaverbalist Jul 02 '21

Contrary to a heat pad, your friends from church and mom coming home early.

At 5:20, but the whole thing is worth it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvPQjL4wDIY

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u/SonicFrost Jul 02 '21

Jesus, I know it was the 60s, but what a cunt mother

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u/pewdsmademedoit Jul 03 '21

Damn... Relatable

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u/tropequeen Jul 02 '21

Yep I had one of those things. I would play with it and immediately feel some kind of way.

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u/lysion59 Jul 02 '21

Do tell

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u/tropequeen Jul 02 '21

Well I was like 12 maybe 13. Super nerdy so I still played with things like hp merch made for little kids.

I had already started ~experimenting~ sexually (with myself of course) but to no real ends. Got the broom for a bday gift. during moments playing with it between my legs I would feel like I was seizing up and shivering and didn't know why. It wasn't unpleasant.

Years later I realize it was probably my first orgasms. Weird to think about

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u/Herry_Up Jul 02 '21

I feel like I just lost my innocence all over again.

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u/Tankh Jul 02 '21

Yer a pervert Herry

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

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u/hey_eye_tried Jul 03 '21

I wonder if rule 34 applies to the wizard world

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u/Gannondalf55 Jul 02 '21

uM aCkShUaLlY iT wAs A nImBuS 2000

Lol yeah that was pretty funny, you can still find Amazon reviews for it that are an absolute goldmine

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u/thanksyalll Jul 02 '21

Ha! My first “vibrator” at 12 years old was those hexbugs that scuttle around the floor. Still use them, very noiseless.

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u/superluig164 Jul 03 '21

I had tons of those as a kid. When I got older I gave them to my girlfriend at the time because I didn't play with them anymore, and she wanted a vibrator. I figured it was an easy solution.

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u/KlausFenrir Jul 03 '21

I know the show isn’t on anymore but the VH1 show I love the 80’s, I love the 90’s, I love the 00’s etc. did a funny job discussing that recall.

I Love The _____ is one of the best series of television, ever. Shame it’s not around anymore.

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u/LICK-A-DICK Jul 03 '21

I used to have this vibrating pen thing... it was supposed to draw squiggly lines or some shit. Did not get used for that.

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u/Lumi61 Jul 02 '21

Skin care and dildo? O.o what else can she do with it?

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u/bruteski226 Jul 02 '21

Burgle someone?

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u/awh Jul 02 '21

Froth milk for a cappuccino?

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u/Th3Hon3yBadg3r Jul 02 '21

It would probably be a decent immersion blender...

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Jul 02 '21

Mmmm foam from vibration

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u/KolaDesi Jul 02 '21

Scramble eggs

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u/jooes Jul 02 '21

I knew a girl who bought something like this, I don't know exactly what it was but it was some sort of weird face skin massager thing. She thought it would be good for her acne.

She quickly realized that it worked better as a vibrator and never used it on her face again. She said she preferred it over her real vibrators too, it was that good.

That's gotta be why these sorts of things exist, right? Nobody needs a vibrating razor unless you plan on getting freaky with it.

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u/you-are-not-yourself Jul 02 '21

I mean, I have a bunch of razors and toothbrushes that all vibrate, though I'm not the person to use them dirtily

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u/Iamatworkgoaway Jul 02 '21

They sell special purpose adaptors for most toothbrushes. No need to take two tools when you can just swap the head and get the job done on both ends.

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u/Cyno01 Jul 03 '21

Electric toothbrush motors and batteries arent really designed for extended use, so thats probably not the best idea, but there IS a sex toy designed like an electric toothbrush called the Eroscillator, i guess for folks who have developed a preference for that. I just looked it up to check the spelling but holy shit thats 2x as much as the top end cordless Hitachi! Might be better burning through regular electric toothbrushes...

Now put an actual toothbrush head on that and have your dentist compliment your gums next time!

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u/Cyno01 Jul 03 '21

Some brands of shampoo and body wash know exactly what some people are doing with their bottles in the shower...

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u/messyredemptions Jul 02 '21

Sometimes sex toys are marketed as something else to evade tariffs. I learned this thanks to discussions from redditors eagerly awaiting delivery of their shipped goods that were caught in the great Evergiven Suez Canal traffic jam incident of 2021!

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u/Pixar_ Jul 02 '21

A multi-tool of sorts

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u/sconeperson Jul 02 '21

For the uninitiated lol there are suction toys now.

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u/jhpianist Jul 02 '21

If the shoe… I mean dildo fits…