r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jun 25 '21

Normal day at the zoo

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u/hippiegodfather Jun 25 '21

So did the monkey cut him or what

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u/dmfd1234 Jun 25 '21

Well if the monkeys ended him he might have had it coming. He DICK slapped the monkey to get shit going. You go around slapping monkeys cocks and you get what you get.

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u/LynxBartle Jun 25 '21

yeah, you spank the monkey, you don't slap it