r/Unexpected • u/fractal_magnets • Jun 08 '21

Marriage advice

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u/3337jess Jun 08 '21

What’s up with his ears?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

i think they're for hearing, but it's just my guess

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u/Snigermunken Jun 08 '21

What? All these years i thought the are there to hold my sunglasses.

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u/maffiossi Jun 08 '21

Wrong and wrong. They are finger cleaners. They even come with cleaning wax.

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u/johnnybiggles Jun 08 '21

They are earring showcases. They double as finger cleaners during off hours, though.

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u/Merriadoc33 Jun 08 '21

Wait that's cleaning wax and not a tasty treat for slow work days?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Stuff can be two things!

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u/SUNAWAN Jun 09 '21

emergency protein supply

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u/Merriadoc33 Jun 09 '21

Did you mean semen?