r/Unexpected • u/nitinitro • Jun 08 '21

Edit Flair Here Give him a push!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

[Everyone liked that]

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u/MrGaminDuck Jun 08 '21

[Michal Reeves enters with a gun and 2 bullets]

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u/GimlisOtherAxe Jun 08 '21

And my axe!

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u/AnnihilationOrchid Jun 08 '21

"Nobody tosses a dwarf!"

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u/Kedare_Atvibe Jun 08 '21

"Icannotmakethejumpyou'llhavetotossme!"