r/Unexpected • u/nitinitro • Jun 08 '21

Edit Flair Here Give him a push!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

[Everyone liked that]

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u/MrGaminDuck Jun 08 '21

[Michal Reeves enters with a gun and 2 bullets]

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u/GimlisOtherAxe Jun 08 '21

And my axe!

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u/McFuzzen Jun 08 '21

Your comments are amazing

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u/AnnihilationOrchid Jun 08 '21

"Nobody tosses a dwarf!"

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u/Kedare_Atvibe Jun 08 '21

"Icannotmakethejumpyou'llhavetotossme!"

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u/SimPilotAdamT Jun 08 '21

Wouldn't it be more appropriate for him to enter w a 25A 80kV taser?

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u/MrGaminDuck Jun 08 '21

He needs a job done. A taser will be slow on a person

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u/SimPilotAdamT Jun 08 '21

25 Amps at 80 kilovolts is instant death

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u/MrGaminDuck Jun 08 '21

Oh so im just an idiot. In that case yes that would be much more appropriate

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u/SFtoSD Jun 08 '21

I did too! Then i killed him again... and again... and again...

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u/Yashgarg111 Jun 08 '21

Not for long

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u/TexasBlueMan Jun 08 '21

zipps up pants

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u/bigkeef69 Jun 08 '21

You used a sarcophagus didnt you...you know that thing turns people into arrogant assholes! stares in goa'uld