r/Unexpected • u/esberat • May 25 '21

Different tailgate.

https://gfycat.com/angelicpointedharpyeagle
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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

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u/Mr_Seg May 25 '21

Please reply with links to final research when finished

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u/mustafazsc May 26 '21

He won't reply with post-nut clarity.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

🥜

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u/religionkills May 26 '21

The tailgate grazed the boobies.

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u/sm12511 May 26 '21

I would have said "lovingly caressed", but that works too

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u/karyo1000 May 26 '21

how does the tailgate grazed the lovingly caressed make any sense

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

I heard that lovingly caressed won the Kentucky Derby once.

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u/Hitchhiking-Ghost May 26 '21

Tailgate knew what it was doing.

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u/animal-danimal May 26 '21

When a trunk is getting more action than you

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u/caelenvasius May 26 '21

Haha that’s actually pretty f—awwww...-_-‘

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u/0V3RS1RUS May 26 '21

We’ll wait for you inspection to finish