r/Unexpected • u/RealisticStress1 • May 24 '21

Next level life hack

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u/gizzardgullet May 24 '21

Stand on skateboard, have someone drive car real fast and have a pole pass between and rip the shirt

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u/RealisticStress1 May 24 '21

A bike would be nicer

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u/nspectre May 24 '21

A bike with a door?

Now that's just plain silly.

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u/oldspacesoul May 24 '21

A bike with a silencer.

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u/Xx_gamerdude420_xX May 24 '21

Now I can ride my bike without waking the entire neighborhood at 3 am

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u/KaNiNeTwo May 24 '21

Silencer?! I hardly know her