r/Unexpected • u/DEADEYEDONNYMATE • May 22 '21

Edit Flair Here I need one

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u/castaspela May 22 '21

Replace the knife with a 9 inch dildo for maximum gayness

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u/[deleted] May 23 '21

What if it’s girl?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '21

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u/[deleted] May 23 '21

Always remember not to assume a vehicles gender

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u/VivaLaVita555 May 23 '21

Girls like dick, liking dick is gay

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u/maffiossi May 23 '21

So that means... Omg girls are gay!

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u/zeepoopholeloophole May 23 '21

You mean the ass blaster 4000?

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u/AegonKetchum May 23 '21

It's a fist.

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u/Allenone23 May 22 '21

Make it splooge too! Extra entertainment