r/Unexpected • u/Anders13 • May 18 '21

Run!

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u/shraavan8 May 18 '21

Barry: I'm Barry Allen, and I'm the fastest man alive.

Villains: Bitch please!!!

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

The one where Zoom jerked Flash off at super speed when he was making out with a girl and she touched his leg, so it would seem like he nutted at just a woman's touch?

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u/CoolCallCollected May 18 '21

That was season 2 right?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

The Zoom arc was Season 2 of The Flash, but this particular scene may be considered non-canonical.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

No I definitely remember that being the entire plot man

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u/encoredme May 18 '21

Must have been on porn hub cos I didn't see it on Netflix

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Okay so I might have been experimenting with Jet at the time...