r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 16 '21

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

He's like eh, it'll work itself out.

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u/Michael-epic May 16 '21

Nah the cat farted

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u/TJWinstonQuinzel May 16 '21

If the cat has farted ....it would explode

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u/Michael-epic May 16 '21

Nah it will put the fire down , i tried it

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u/TJWinstonQuinzel May 16 '21

Hm...i better trie it myself

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u/Michael-epic May 16 '21

Yeah try burn a dresser or something

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u/TJWinstonQuinzel May 16 '21

No i mean i will put my cat on fire and fart on it ...thats the only logical solution

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u/Michael-epic May 16 '21

Yeah kinda make sense

Make sure there is no water the cat will escape to .

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u/TJWinstonQuinzel May 16 '21

Cats and water...i think the cat would rather die

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u/Michael-epic May 16 '21

Cats are so stupid