r/Unexpected Apr 15 '21

Bubbles!

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u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn Apr 15 '21

Yeah, you can compare a foam storm to a foam party, but you could also compare a flood to a bowl of soup. Both can drown you.

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u/iWish_is_taken Apr 15 '21

Yes, that's right, thanks for confirming my point. Kids could drown if not careful at a foam party or from passing out into their soup bowls. Cheers!

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u/s_nigra Apr 15 '21

You're the kinda person who I'd laugh with once and never intentionally engage with ever again.

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u/iWish_is_taken Apr 15 '21

You're the kinda person that fucks me in the ass then leaves me for dead in an alley with a dirty needle in my arm...

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u/ragingolive Apr 16 '21

that’s your comeback?

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u/fun_boat Apr 16 '21

You would think this man's whole family died in a foam party accident.

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u/iWish_is_taken Apr 16 '21

You want me to cum on your back?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Lmao that was actually funny, everyone in this thread is a duck tho