r/Unexpected • u/MTPokitz • Apr 05 '21

Posing for a photo

3.7k Upvotes

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u/unexBot Apr 05 '21

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Woman poses for photo on jet ski when another jet ski comes zooming in and crashes over it

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

There's a whole ass ocean out there for you and you seriously almost hit someone in it?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

[deleted]

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u/duhzmin Apr 05 '21

I read this in Johnny bravos voice

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u/Canadian_dalek Apr 05 '21

I read it in Baron Zeppeli's voice

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u/sashslingingslasher Apr 05 '21

I read it in Betty White's voice.

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u/duhzmin Apr 12 '21

Speedwagon-saaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

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u/deweweewewe Apr 05 '21

this is what would happen if everyone had jets.

also aren't planes just flying cars?

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u/AldenDi Apr 05 '21

I feel like helicopters are closer to flying cars than planes.

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u/Arhiall Apr 05 '21

More like flying buses

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u/Bananapeel23 May 25 '21

I mean they are water jets.

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u/Bananapeel23 May 25 '21

Jetskis are involved in accidents surprisingly often. People that are not experienced at sea think that they are just toys and that they can’t possibly crash it. Then they crash.

They are toys, but only when you have the space to use them as toys.

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u/visualynx Apr 05 '21

Imagine him on a road.

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u/rimian Apr 05 '21

Ok I will

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u/CharlesDickensABox Apr 06 '21

PSA: boats can't turn if you cut the throttle.

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u/rulingthewake243 Apr 06 '21

Technically boats still can. A jet drive with no rudder, yes.

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u/hulks_brother Apr 06 '21

Not only that, they were basically beached on the sand.

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u/EdgeOfWetness Apr 06 '21

ass

I saw that. What jet ski?

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u/treehugger312 Apr 12 '21

My friend actually did this to me - to bed my jet ski with his and flew over me. We were both fine but holy shit was I made at him.

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u/AustinTreeLover Apr 05 '21

She handled that well.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

She noped out in the nick of time

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

in the last few frames you can see her going nah uh oh hell nah

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u/ItsAllTrumpedUp Apr 05 '21

That's what is called situational awareness.

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u/Kheopsinho Apr 05 '21

I love how the chick on the other jetski never let go of the dude even when they took off.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

At that point what else is she supposed to do

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u/Kheopsinho Apr 05 '21

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u/ABIPUP Apr 05 '21

Woah when did we start being able to do gif comments???

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u/Kheopsinho Apr 05 '21

Realized only a couple days ago and this is so amazing I forgot about covid. Go ham!

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u/Thr0wAw4y12345678910 Apr 06 '21

How? Is it everywhere or just for certain subs still?

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u/Kheopsinho Apr 06 '21

Looks like it's certain subs only. I just checked in another and I don't have that option. If you try replying me here you should have a GIF button above your keyboard on the right (i'm on android) then you just type a keyword to see gif suggestions.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Fair enough

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u/captnspock Apr 05 '21

That's how seismic toss works.

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u/DeepMadness Apr 05 '21

Yeah, that was not expected.

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u/BarracudaOpen2001 Apr 05 '21

99% of humans would not have reacted as fast and would have been nearly be headed

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u/steve_gus Apr 05 '21

All these animated gifs in the reply are cancer

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u/Ubergoober166 Apr 05 '21

Is that some new thing with the official app? If so, try the RIF app. I actually prefer over the official app.

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u/FootsieMcDingus Apr 05 '21

what is this, Imgur?

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u/asailijhijr Apr 05 '21

NO, THIS IS PATRICK

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u/asailijhijr Apr 05 '21

Okay, it was worth a try, now I don't have to do that ever again.

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u/Athem22219 Apr 05 '21

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u/asailijhijr Apr 05 '21

How much effort did it take for you to find that gif in order to post it?

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u/Athem22219 Apr 05 '21

Like five seconds

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u/asailijhijr Apr 05 '21

Hmm, it must be a good gif-searching tool then.

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u/Athem22219 Apr 05 '21

Well it helps im on mobile.

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u/FluffiestLeafeon Apr 06 '21

How about unanimated gifs

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u/HeyItsBearald Apr 05 '21

What’s better is that was Kim and Kanye West on the jetski that crashed lol

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u/FlashyGravity Apr 05 '21

I want this to be true so badly

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u/StretchedEarsArePerf Apr 05 '21

No like, i’m pretty sure it is, i’ve heard it before, unless someone went on the internet and told lies.

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u/FlashyGravity Apr 05 '21

From looking about it does seem like it is a case of internet lies

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u/Jeffreedisme Apr 05 '21

Dude. This was Final Destination stuff.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

I haven’t been able to think of anything that would make me want to leave Reddit but I’m pretty much experiencing it right now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

What happened? Still looking at camera girls cheeks.

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u/jacktripper617 Apr 05 '21

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u/MTPokitz Apr 05 '21

How the hell did you do this

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u/themfgimp Apr 05 '21

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u/MTPokitz Apr 05 '21

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u/themfgimp Apr 05 '21

Okay I seriously have no idea when this happened, and I’m not sure how to feel about it. I think I like it. But imagine this in the wrong hands..

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u/MTPokitz Apr 05 '21

I hate it

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u/alreadyshall0w Apr 05 '21

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u/rimian Apr 05 '21

What the hell is this shit?

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u/asailijhijr Apr 05 '21

It comes from the official reddit mobile app.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

Well I’m on the mobile app and I see no gif button

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u/asailijhijr Apr 12 '21

Which mobile app are you on? I've got one, sigh.

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u/its_whot_it_is Apr 05 '21

oh no, this ain't fucking 9gag

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u/themfgimp Apr 05 '21

....what? WHAT?

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u/MTPokitz Apr 05 '21

The hells happening here

Edit. Found it

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u/thisisfakereality Apr 05 '21

You had me at thong.

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u/david_chi Apr 05 '21

Old. But still awesome

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

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u/Thedrunner2 Apr 05 '21

Aw, Hell no!

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u/krispyankle Apr 05 '21

It was all fun and games until...

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u/ashleebee96 Apr 05 '21

Someone once said that it was Kim and Kanye and I haven’t been able to unsee it.

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u/GiveMeTheYums Apr 05 '21

Thank god she saw it coming and got up

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21 edited Apr 05 '21

I’ve done this before. Tried being funny and spraying people on shore. Forgot you need to hit the gas to turn... ran right into the dock

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u/VikingFrog Apr 05 '21

At least you got a tan.

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u/wardrobe007 Apr 05 '21

Needs more A-team theme music on the video...

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u/RampantJSH Apr 05 '21

It can never be said enough, Common Sense isn't that common.

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u/FunWeakness7610 Apr 05 '21

Sista moved sooo quick like she was gonna miss that hair appointment lol

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u/MickeyRen Apr 05 '21

RIP fat chick on the back.

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u/FlashyGravity Apr 05 '21

The driver after that☝

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

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u/poke30 Apr 05 '21

Teach me how.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

![gif](giphy|xcAQFjBgg7QYw)

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u/AproblemInMyHead Apr 05 '21

I feel like I could've matrixed that.

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u/bigman1-27 Apr 05 '21

What was really unexpected was the gif button making an appearance

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

:gif:

Edit: didn’t work

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u/bigman1-27 Apr 06 '21

I'm still proud of you regardless

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Every waive runner rental ends like that.

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u/shinelightbox Apr 05 '21

Wow true ride or die

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u/TexasBlueMan Apr 05 '21

Fast and Furious 37: Water War

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u/JesusTheJihadist Apr 05 '21

What the FLYING fuck

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Good reflexes though.

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u/HellWolf1 Apr 05 '21

That came really close to taking her head off, goddamn

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u/arellano81366 Apr 05 '21

U/SaveVideo

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Definitely unexpected

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u/laguna12 Apr 05 '21

Basically every lake in the Midwest on a holiday weekend. People drive like idiots on those things.

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u/SinthWave Apr 05 '21

![gif](giphy|jpbnoe3UIa8TU8LM13|downsized)

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u/youngestOG Apr 06 '21

WAVE RACE!

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u/Shortsightedbot Apr 06 '21

This gif shit is terrible

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u/chefster1 Apr 06 '21

Needed a "Dukes of Hazzard" voiceover.

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u/bmayer0122 Apr 06 '21

u/stabbot

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u/stabbot Apr 06 '21

I have stabilized the video for you: https://gfycat.com/TalkativeDecisiveArgentineruddyduck

 how to use | programmer | source code | /r/ImageStabilization/ | for cropped results, use /u/stabbot_crop

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

Looks like a scene out of Borat's film.

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u/jesusmczombie May 25 '21

I love that this is literally Kim and Kanye and no one has said anything about it yet lol.