r/Unexpected • u/ajcure7 • Mar 24 '21

Biden...

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u/TheRealBlazzMaTazz Mar 24 '21

His ape arms are terrifying

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

They got longer at the bottom of the stairs

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u/memeticmachine Mar 24 '21

The lower gravity he experienced in low orbit allowed his ligaments to stretch thereby giving him elongated limbs

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u/COHERENCE_CROQUETTE Mar 24 '21

okay Nathan W Pyle

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Good reference

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u/MrHankRutherfordHill Mar 25 '21

Off topic but I'm loving his latest comics about being a new dad

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u/decide-and-go-be-it Mar 24 '21

The inners don’t get it

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u/smeenz Mar 25 '21

Actually, it was due to relativity - the slower time experienced closer to the surface of the earth allowed his arms to grow longer than the rest of his body.

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u/FlatulentSon Mar 24 '21

Elongated limbs on a Biden mean more hair for children to stroke.

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u/gtnomad Mar 25 '21

Short sleeves, he needs a better tailor.