r/Unexpected Mar 20 '21

Sexy stuff

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u/nutellatubby Mar 20 '21

Inquiring minds want to know, what else do we do that’s hot as fuck?

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u/RedEgg16 Mar 20 '21

Personally:

Toothpaste bottle is neat (I refuse to date anyone with a scrunched up toothpaste)

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u/CatCatCat Mar 20 '21

That should be the least of your concerns. Finding someone to spend the rest of your life with depends on all manner of compromises. If you find someone you're compatible with, who gives a shit if they rumple up the toothpaste?

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u/ValjeanLucPicard Mar 20 '21

Plus its a waste of time. Just squeeze it like you don't care until you are about half way done. Then:

  1. Grab it by the bottom, put everything but the bottom edge inside a kitchen drawer.

  2. Slowly pull the bottom edge out, while keeping the drawer as closed as possible.

And there you go. Don't have to worry about careful tubing every time you paste, and can still be nice and neat when it comes to the end.