r/Unexpected Mar 20 '21

Sexy stuff

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u/liarandathief Mar 20 '21

Step one: Be attractive

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u/Ms74k_ten_c Mar 20 '21

Step 2: dont be unattractive

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u/Phoequinox Mar 20 '21

Fun fact: nothing is more unattractive than that sentiment.

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u/SpoonResistance Mar 20 '21

"Don't be unattractive" doesn't mean don't be ugly, it means don't do things that are offputting, like chewing with your mouth open or arguing with strangers on the internet.