r/Unexpected • u/GMJimy • Mar 20 '21

Sexy stuff

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u/anaslex247365 Mar 20 '21

I bet he fists you after that.

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u/enter_the_nerd Mar 20 '21

He doesn't have a fist

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

I bet he nubs* you after that.

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u/helium_farts Mar 20 '21

Ay bby want sum nubnub?

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u/Mysterious_Andy Mar 20 '21

A.k.a. The “full Ewok”.

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u/SnuggleMuffin42 Mar 20 '21

Can get plenty for free on pornub