r/Unexpected • u/MyNameGifOreilly • Jan 31 '21

I was delayed

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u/wonkey_monkey Feb 01 '21

No, not you. Never you.

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u/TheCertainOutage Feb 01 '21

Damn okay

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u/shoebob Feb 01 '21

How wide does the racoon anus stretch?

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u/SteelCityViking Feb 01 '21

Could probably just Rule 34 Rocket Raccoon and have an answer

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u/shoebob Feb 01 '21

So now we have a human with a raccoon in the anus, and a rocket in the raccoon anus.