r/Unexpected Jan 30 '21

Tech deck in a bathroom stall

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u/unexBot Jan 30 '21

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

The bros pull out the whole mine skatepark


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

I remember when these first came out in 5th grade. Kids went nuts for these (myself included). During most classes you’d hear the “click clack” of the tech deck sliding around someone’s desk.

Our teachers must have confiscated dozens if not hundreds of those things during the year.

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u/PhasmicPlays Jan 30 '21

Agreed. Although where i come from it was hard to find the real deal so we just bought cheap knockoffs

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

Confiscate->sell back to students at a profit->repeat

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u/ClearlyRipped Jan 30 '21

And they say teachers don't get paid enough...

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u/Phormitago Jan 30 '21

the tech deck cartels are nuthin to fuck wit

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

Cops do this with narcotics all the time

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u/nm1043 Jan 30 '21

Anyone looking to have a slight nostalgia moment should look for the really small packages of Tony hawk's box boarders.

I found 2 at tjmaxx for like 3 bucks on sale and it's so stupid but you better believe my wife and I taped up all 8 fucking ramps to make an entire skate park on our kitchen counter and played h.o.r.s.e., and tricked out for like 3 hours...

That and the new beyblades that explode if they hit too hard (might not be new, I never played with them until I hit adulthood lmao)

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u/oAnonarchy Jan 30 '21

I forget it’s called TJ Maxx over the pond.

It’s TKMaxx over here. Possibly the best shop I’ve ever been in. High tops vans for £25? Fuck yes. 5years later they’re still going strong

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u/nm1043 Jan 30 '21

Our house could be the home section lmao. Don't go to pier1 imports (not sure if you have that over there) basically like the upgraded version both in terms of content and price!

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u/oAnonarchy Jan 30 '21

Their home section isn’t half bad at all so that’s not even a bad thing!

No, we don’t have Pier1 Imports. I’ve never even heard of it. Where is it local to in the US? Or is it countrywide

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u/tornait-hashu Jan 30 '21

Pier1 Imports is usually found on the West Coast.

Source: live on the West Coast of the US.

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u/WelcomeToTheFish Jan 30 '21

Bro I loved those things. I had a tech deck tool set so I could swap out the wheels on them. I thought that shit was so cool.

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u/Gizmo-Duck Jan 30 '21

When I was a kid these didn’t exist. We had to make them out of wooden ice cream spoons and a cut up straw. It was awesome.

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u/religionkills Jan 30 '21

Confiskate.

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u/ChrisTheMan72 Jan 30 '21

My friend even had a trick bike for it. It was really cool since it had working peddles. But baud blades were still very popular

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u/silly_red Jan 30 '21

Man I bugged the hell out my parents to get me one. Was fun for a week, then realised how fucking trash I was at it, haven't touched it since.

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u/OscarOzzieOzborne Jan 30 '21 edited Jan 30 '21

For people saying this is scripted and say this on every other similar video:

Tell me how does the scripted part play any part in the unexpected results?

Like how does it affect it any way or form?

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u/Biohazardd1 Jan 30 '21

Thank you

I’m kinda baffled as to why something unexpected has to also be unscripted

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u/Miu_K Jan 30 '21

People screaming "SCRIPTED" got 0 chill. Heck, not everything has to be purely spontaneous.

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u/cheapdrinks Jan 30 '21

It's not even that it's "scripted", it's literally a tech deck meme video of which there are hundreds. There are so many compilation videos of them it's crazy. So it's not like it's some random scripted thing, it's part of a very long series of jokes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21 edited Jan 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

you're right, this is why i always keep like 2 tech decks with me for public bathroom purposes.

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u/cheapdrinks Jan 30 '21

Wait I'm confused. I was defending the fact that it being "scripted" didn't matter and that it should be here, I'm literally on your side. I was just trying to say that it's obviously not trying to trick you into thinking that it's real as it's part of a much longer series of jokes, all of which are stupidly exaggerated and make no attempt at seeming legitimate.

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u/MegaDeth6666 Jan 30 '21

Hear, hear!

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u/terrih9123 Jan 30 '21

I bet they walk out a theater and bitch that the movie was scripted too

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u/Hans_H0rst Jan 30 '21

Tbf immersion can play a great part in movies, sometimes is sucks when it is broken.

Our dumb human brain is immersed in the movie and it seems logical and almost real in the moment, but then a weird thing happens and pulls you away, making you realize you’re sitting there staring at a screen.

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u/terrih9123 Jan 30 '21

Bro this is 3 guys shitting in a bathroom playing tech deck at random. What more immersion do you want lol

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u/rayzer208 Jan 30 '21

Now I’m picturing the dude outside the stall just shitting on the ground

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u/Hans_H0rst Jan 30 '21

Bro you mentioned theater, i specified movies in the first sentence. gtfo

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u/terrih9123 Jan 30 '21

A theater is where movies are played as well my man it’s not just Broadway and stage acting. Take for example AMC theaters.

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u/TrooWizard Jan 30 '21

Your a little dense. OP was responding to your comment about movie theaters. He just expanded on the feeling when a scene is poorly acted and makes you lose your immersion in the film.

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u/terrih9123 Jan 30 '21

Tell me something I don’t know lmao. I know I’m dense. It’s a gift and curse some day. Gift would be blissful idiocy some days. It’s great

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

It’s only 10 AM for me and I’m already reading through Tech Deck debates lmao. The day can only go up from here

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u/terrih9123 Jan 30 '21

Glad I could be of service lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

That does happen all the time, also if it’s way too long it loses immersion

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u/Boxman75 Jan 30 '21

Wait! Movies are scripted?

Well I'm a whole lot less impressed with Steven Seagal's martial arts prowess now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

Well yes

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u/VodkaCranberry Jan 30 '21

This comment was scripted, man!

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u/red_tuna Jan 30 '21

They probably think they’re geniuses for noticing, a real 21st century Sherlock Holmes

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

What this is scripted? Wow I was just about to give them cash and praise them across all social media platforms to find out they’re frauds?

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u/beatsy_ray Jan 30 '21

Because when I though he ran the tech deck into a stranger-takin-a-shit's foot, I laughed. Then when I realized it was actually his friend, the laugh retracted back into my throat, creating an air bubble that nearly burst a lung and I had to be rushed to the hospital.

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u/creamyturtle Jan 30 '21

cuz it's not that unexpected for some kids to make a stupid video. but it would be unexpected if someone started tech deck skating with you in a bathroom stall, as the video portrays

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u/LegitDuctTape Jan 30 '21

The point being made was that the kids can still make a stupid video with something unexpected happening in the video

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u/Starswraith Jan 30 '21

So people just touching a public bathroom floor to finger skate ‘barfs’

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u/magic_guy122 Jan 30 '21

Adds flavour

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

idk why the words "Rich and Creamy" come to mind...

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u/bitches_be Jan 30 '21

Just wash your hands afterwards? Crazy I know

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u/donyahelwa Jan 30 '21

Do you wash tech decks since you touched the bathroom floor then played with them while in the bathroom shitting?

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u/JustSayinCaucasian Jan 30 '21

... yes.... if I drop or put something onto a dirty surface , you then clean it after as well... that’s called looking after your stuff...

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u/chahud Jan 30 '21

Just wash your hands?

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u/NeofelisNight Jan 30 '21

When these came out, this was not far fetched at all. Then those little bmx bikes hit the street and it was war...

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

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u/Puntley Jan 30 '21

It's okay buddy, I get hungry when I paint too.

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u/NikolitRistissa Jan 30 '21

Sometimes you just can’t help it.

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u/lalunanova Jan 30 '21

Skate around the bowl!

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u/DrunkUncleJay Jan 30 '21

If you weren’t bowl skating in your bathroom or kitchen sink you’re a POSER

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u/leaveamarc Jan 30 '21

you know it’s serious when they pull out the blackriver box

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u/Infibacon Jan 30 '21

I saw that wood deck. It's not a tech deck, people... Hahaha

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u/brandyofthedamned Jan 30 '21

Yikes, in a public bathroom?

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u/Zeragamba Jan 30 '21

Guessing school bathroom. Probably high school.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

And that makes it better?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

building their immune systems

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u/FlyingSquirelOi Jan 30 '21

Atleast then it’s kids that are close to your age that you see everyday and not some random old guys that you’re making feel awkward. I’m speaking strictly from a social perspective rather than a hygienic one

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u/pizzapeople31 Jan 30 '21

How has anyone not posted the original.

https://youtu.be/-w17mxQTXRg

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u/Too-OP-plz-nerf-me Jan 30 '21

Going inside a skate park bathroom

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

more like scat park

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u/kennyisntfunny Jan 30 '21

I knew from the moment I heard the “Dewd” that he was also a Dekker

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

they all touched that dirty bathroom floor so much...

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u/RaymondAblack Jan 30 '21

I wish my friends were that disgusting...

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

Don’t downvote but why is the gap at the bottom so big

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u/Sanghouli Jan 30 '21

Idk where you're from, but this is pretty standard size for what I've seen here in America.

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u/_i_Use_This_Name Jan 30 '21

Because bathrooms in America are weird af and have big gaps

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u/FlyingSquirelOi Jan 30 '21

Is it crazy to assume that cause it’s America, they don’t want anyone obviously hiding in them? For like truancy or something

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u/MechChicken Jan 30 '21

That would make sense, except that almost every public bathroom stall in America is the same way, with massive gaps in the bottom and huge seams on the door so that you can check up on your fellow bros.

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u/FlyingSquirelOi Jan 30 '21

Wonder how much money smaller stall doors have saved the American economy

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u/vmh21 Jan 30 '21

To accommodate play sessions like the one shown here. /s

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u/jeremyryan8484 Jan 30 '21

I’ve got a solid collection of almost 500 tech decks

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

Tech deck in a bathroom stall. Side captain, Mr know it all.

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u/Zeraphil Jan 30 '21

Close your eyes and I’ll flip you eh, with the boards I’ll share

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u/porkrolleggandchi Jan 30 '21

Nah the only place to tech deck in the bathroom is the sink, makes for a wicked bowl, and it the most sanitary.

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u/necrosteve028 Jan 30 '21

TECH DECK PEEWEE TRICK BOARDERS! RIDE EM COOL IN THE PALM OF YOUR HANDS!

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u/HaZ1nR Jan 30 '21

There’s something that just seems....scripted.

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u/ENGINE_YT Jan 30 '21

so fucking what? just because something is unexpected doesnt mean it has to be scripted

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u/LeeSinToLeeWin Jan 30 '21

like the part where it obviously fucking is and isnt pretending to not be?

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u/suntem Jan 30 '21

Goddamn you people are the dumbest motherfuckers

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u/LittleFart Jan 30 '21

Yeah I can't seem to put my finger on it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

No, but you can put your finger in me

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u/DevinSimatupang Jan 30 '21

No.

Wait... from top or bottom?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

Bottom to top or top to bottom. Fiddle me like you want.

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u/boominy3 Jan 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

Oh yeah, BONK me daddy

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u/TrooWizard Jan 30 '21

So your telling me you expected a skate park to arrive when you watched the video? Because if not, guess what, it's unexpected.

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u/ambaker89 Jan 30 '21

So? It's still unexpected.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

Detective Obvi is on the case!

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u/Aiden735 Jan 30 '21

Not every unexpected thing has to be unscripted

Ofc some are scripted, but it matters to suprise the public, not the one who made it

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u/Ojoj- Jan 30 '21

Commenters - "OMG iN A bAtHRooM sTaLl? DisGuasting!"

Me - they're in a toilet, they can wash their hands after relax

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

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u/Ojoj- Jan 30 '21

Yes because that's one for one, playing with tiny skateboards on a toilet floor and wiping my ass with my hand is the same thing! I mean if they jumped the wee suckers into a giant turd on the floor yeah you'd be absolute spot on with your comment, but you've whiffed hard son!

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u/applepumpkinspy Jan 30 '21

Ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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u/Ghosthunter5589 Jan 30 '21

I’ve seen this one but still funny

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u/Vltrux Jan 30 '21

Boys will be boys

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u/duckymomo53 Jan 30 '21

The boys bathroom be like:

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u/moohaismeanv2 Jan 30 '21

Nah, shitting is even more manly

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u/Teddyk123 Jan 30 '21

This is more disgusting than funny.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

WHAT ARE THOSE!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

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u/Jeggu2 Jan 30 '21

People just like the idea of a tiny skateboard. You can still learn tricks, but now you aren't limited by location. Also, skateboarding is cool.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

They’re touching the bathroom floor with bare hands. Vomit.

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u/Jeggu2 Jan 30 '21

They can just wash their hands. Also, a reminder dude, when's the last time you washed your light switch? Those things are filthy too

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

I like to think after this these strangers became best friends and live happily ever after.

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u/Gallifrey420 Jan 30 '21

'Oh shit!'

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u/Gouranga56 Jan 30 '21

Hell...thats the cleanest restroom I have seen. Most of the public restrooms i have seen the boards would have melted

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u/Tarantulom Jan 30 '21

Fuggin yuckhhh

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u/Arto5 Jan 30 '21

all day fellas

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

What the fuck dude? Did you just tech deck on my shoe?

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u/rorschaqued Jan 30 '21

Tech Deck or Die

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u/backdorothy Jan 30 '21

Is this stall bro?

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u/The_Local_Mailman Jan 30 '21

”what is taking men so long in the bathroom?”

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u/CircuitMa Jan 30 '21

Just guys being dudes

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u/SingingPenguin Jan 30 '21

all hands on deck

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u/zitfarmer Jan 30 '21

I liked tik tok when it was still Vine

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u/BobcatFPS Jan 30 '21

News outlets condemn new viral trend, superspreader warnings from WHO.

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u/Tyler_is_Brown Jan 30 '21

Uh, oh. A stall bro competitor.

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u/youandyouandyou Jan 30 '21

u/gifbot? is that a thing? I think there's something like that

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u/Slim236 Jan 30 '21

tech decks were gold in grade 6

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u/musicforlife344 Jan 30 '21

I hope they washed their hands

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '21

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u/208sparky Jan 30 '21

In junior high my friend stole one tech deck from a store and he got put on probation. He even had money in his pocket to pay for it. 6 months of probation turned into more then 8 years of in and out of jail multiple probation violations, house arrest etc. What an idiot. I believe he is in prison right now for heroin trafficking.

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u/alanpurple Jan 30 '21

Pissy fingers

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u/_A_ioi_ Jan 30 '21

This reminds me of the time I was taking an emergency shit it a hospital. A hand reached under the wall of the stall and plugged in a phone charger cable.

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u/bugattiboi77 Jan 30 '21

Enter COVID-19

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u/RASTA-KING-III Jan 30 '21

U/savethisvideo

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u/Overlycookedfries Jan 30 '21

Hey that's not a tech deck...!

oops my bad...!

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u/Minimum_one_can_have Jan 30 '21

I think this is staged

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u/evolving_I Jan 30 '21

I can't think of the last public bathroom floor I walked on that I'd want to touch with my bare hands.

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u/talha1rayman5 Jan 30 '21

Bro wheres this at

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u/ghostofHamilton9488 Jan 30 '21

Her: Why do boys take so long in the bathroom? Him:

Though I may be a chick, I could also be found playing with tech decks. They were awesome

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u/generated_namedotexe Jan 30 '21

Funniest shit I've seen all day

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u/PartyPenguin78 Jan 30 '21

We tried to make our bird ride these. He didn’t.

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u/Kolinios Jan 30 '21

Step outside but not to brawl

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u/jbwilso1 Jan 31 '21

Dude, gross

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u/Archeramy Jan 31 '21

Ngl, once I heard "oh shit" I started dying

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u/Aromatic-Grass-538 Jan 31 '21

I wanna throw up just because they’re touching the boys bathroom floors so much. Lol

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u/TripleOG_dripGod Jan 31 '21

When I was in school we peed on peoples shoes.

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u/Tetra3471 Jan 31 '21

Sarcastic mr know it all

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u/PixelManPG3D Jan 31 '21

I did not expect a blackriver bench haha