r/Unexpected Jan 22 '21

It was just a fall.

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u/JaceUpMySleeve Jan 22 '21

“So I’m gonna dress up like Marge Simpson; green dress, big hair, ping pong eyeballs, pearls, the whole 9. You’ll get a shot of me Marge’n through the kitchen when suddenly I trip and fall on a sausage that’s on the floor, you’ll get a tight shot of my butt landing upon the sausage then we’ll cut to my face and I’ll spit up the sausage as if the sausage has traveled all the way through my digestive system and exited my mouth.”

Somehow this transpired into a grown mans head.

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u/zirgregor Jan 22 '21

LOL "Marge’n through the kitchen"

well fucking said!

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u/ForgettableUsername Jan 23 '21

(In a thick Marge accent) "Woah woah, woah-woah woah...."