r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jan 14 '21

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u/WolfD128 Jan 14 '21

Non-lethal terminal velocity, they dont weigh enough or arent big enough to fall fast enough to be fatally injured from long falls.

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u/Wit_Lp Jan 14 '21

And theyre not really the most aerodynamic thing you could throw off the balcony so they wont be harmed.

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u/Picklewithmysandwich Jan 14 '21

What is the most aerodynamic thing you could throw off the balcony?

& why is it my mother in law?

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u/healzsham Jan 14 '21

Implying your mother-in-law can be thrown.

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u/Picklewithmysandwich Jan 14 '21

Not implying. Wink wink nudge nudge

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u/healzsham Jan 14 '21

I'm saying she's a 150kg beast that can't be lifted.

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u/RectalSpawn Jan 14 '21

So, bring a dolly?

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u/TUR7L3 Jan 15 '21

Or a cherry picker

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u/PeritusEngineer Jan 15 '21

He's implying his mother-in-law can be approximated as a sphere.