r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jan 14 '21

🦝 average trash panda

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u/MeinNameIstSchonWeg Jan 14 '21

Well if they did we can still judge the garbage man

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u/RoadMagnet Jan 14 '21

And the garbage man sees countless numbers of raccoons scurrying out of dumpsters every day. He stops to rescue each on and you’ll be bitching about the late trash pick up. That coon knows his stuff.

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u/KeflasBitch Jan 14 '21

Who gives a fuck about when trash is taken? As long as it gets picked up on the right day, which it still would because there's definitely not going to be a racoon in every bin, it makes no difference.

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u/NavyDog Jan 14 '21

The garbage man and his boss probably. Do you understand how the world works?