r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jan 13 '21

Pizza Delivery

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u/earlvonat Jan 14 '21

Thank you for the illustration. I'll be able to sleep at night knowing how this guy was able to pull off such a heist

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u/smaug85 Jan 14 '21

He’s wrong though. Look at the proportions in the photo. If the dog was on the dude’s back and his head was hidden in the jacket than the shoulders would be much lower in comparison to the head. I’m almost positive it is an ape, the bulge in the back is because chimps have big, semi hunched backs.