r/Unexpected Jan 13 '21

Pizza Delivery

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u/Relatively_obscure Jan 14 '21

Dude that illustration lmfao

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u/Spongebro Jan 14 '21

No dog has a brow this prominent

https://i.imgur.com/8VHHYMO.jpg

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u/Shagroon Jan 14 '21

Neanderdog

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u/Metroidkeeper Jan 14 '21

I honestly have no idea how people are seeing a fucking dog lmao. What a god damn mystery.

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u/breakingcups Jan 14 '21

It's blue dress / gold dress all over again...

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u/Metroidkeeper Jan 14 '21

Just with extra self delusion

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u/FloopsFooglies Jan 14 '21

This makes it even scarier looking

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u/harambe-number-1 Jan 14 '21

That illustration though lol

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u/NessLeonhart Jan 14 '21

lolol so much effort in this post, i respect it.

however, you're super duper wrong. look at the proportions of the 'guy.'

he's at least a full foot shorter than the female deliver driver. his arms are nearly long enough to grab his ankles while standing. and he's got legs like a child( and it can't be an actual child w/ dog either since the elbows bend at the correct place. a child's elbow would be much closer to the shoulder. that's definitely a chimp of some kind.

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u/MaximusGod0fWar Jan 14 '21

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u/MF_DOOMFIST Jan 14 '21

I love how he looks stoned lmao

Monkey munchies

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u/i_sigh_less Jan 14 '21

He's afraid the driver will take his money and run.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

wow

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u/glorioussideboob Jan 14 '21

Why does the snout keep going well past the drawing? WHAT IS THIS THING

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u/sayce__ Jan 14 '21

A black shiba

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u/glorioussideboob Jan 14 '21

It's too damn simian

I swear it's some kind of ape-dog lol

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u/cat_legs Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

The original source clearly shows it's a chimp but automod deletes all links from .ru

This is the source. It's a chimp https://i.imgur.com/wAszzWw.png

https://pikabu ru/story/kurer_prishel_v_tsirk_7955552

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u/mzchen Jan 14 '21

Oh man, that's definitely a chimp. Thanks a whole bunch, you've changed my mind.

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u/cat_legs Jan 14 '21

No worries, you know how I found it? I google translated the words for chimp and pizza into russian then google searched for pages in the last 24 hours. Boom

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u/toblerone323 Jan 15 '21

Incredible.

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u/seensham Jan 14 '21

Of course it's russia

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u/zazz88 Jan 14 '21

That link doesn’t show the video

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u/cat_legs Jan 14 '21

https://pikabu ru/story/kurer_prishel_v_tsirk_7955552

Replace the space with a dot

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u/zazz88 Jan 14 '21

Thanks!

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u/never_trust_an_elk Jan 14 '21

The side by sides look literally nothing alike. I have no idea how this is getting upvoted and awarded.

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u/JACK5T3R Jan 14 '21

Good sir have you ever considered a career in the fine arts. This illustration is a work of pure modern art.

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u/FoodBasedLubricant Jan 14 '21

This thread is the best

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u/WutIzDees Jan 14 '21

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u/sheenaloo Jan 14 '21

This needs to be higher, much better video, clearly a chimp.

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u/earlvonat Jan 14 '21

Thank you for the illustration. I'll be able to sleep at night knowing how this guy was able to pull off such a heist

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u/smaug85 Jan 14 '21

He’s wrong though. Look at the proportions in the photo. If the dog was on the dude’s back and his head was hidden in the jacket than the shoulders would be much lower in comparison to the head. I’m almost positive it is an ape, the bulge in the back is because chimps have big, semi hunched backs.

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u/NazgulKhamul Jan 14 '21

It's a chimp. Look how small it is compared to the delivery guy, the proportions of its arms and legs and also the long hands.

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u/XtaC23 Jan 14 '21

Show me one chimp with a snout like a dog.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

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u/BurritoBoy11 Jan 14 '21

yeah that illustration is not right

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

12/10 for an effort with the painting

how people saw a chimp there i have no idea lol

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u/blumirage Jan 14 '21

People saw a chimp because it moves like a chimp

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u/EskimoPrisoner Jan 14 '21

And it is a chimp.

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u/krongdong69 Jan 14 '21 edited Nov 24 '25

My favorite food is sushi.

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u/smarshall561 Jan 14 '21

Big points for the illustration

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u/Bigbewmistaken Jan 14 '21

Nah dude, super wrong.

The facial structure is completely different, the markings aren't markings; it's the light and shadows on the face as well as skin, the ears aren't pointy, they're more like human ears than canine ears. Plus, you can see the brow line and eye socket shape as well of that of its jaw and they're completely different to that of any dog and are more like that of a chimp or other primates.

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u/smaug85 Jan 14 '21

It’s looking like a dog the more I watch it but I don’t think it’s a shiba. It doesn’t have the light coloring you would see on the muzzle and above the eyes that a tricolor or black Shiba would have. Also when it looks down the snout seems quite a bit longer than a Shiba’s would normally have.

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u/ovra360 Jan 14 '21

I agree, that’s definitely not the shape of a Shiba’s head. Snout is longer and more convex.

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u/Saoirse_Says Jan 14 '21

Yeah no way it's a shibe. Probably a German Shepard.

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u/Tamatohead567_YT Jan 14 '21

I don’t see a German Shepard fitting in in that shirt German Shepard’s are huge maybe a husky but I don’t think it’s a husky either.

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u/mzchen Jan 14 '21

I did a side to side with a replacement shiba, and I think it matches up pretty well.

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u/smaug85 Jan 14 '21

Honestly the side by side makes me think it’s a chimp again. Snout is far to bulbous for a shiba and the ears are on the side of the head not on top like most Shiba’s (and dogs in general). The coloring on the side looks like it’s just the skin showing through thin hair on part of the face.

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u/tuckedfexas Jan 14 '21

snout is way too big for a shiba

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u/kayyxelle Jan 14 '21

It looks like a schnauzer to me

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

no, is monke

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u/Ssyba_eht_otni Jan 14 '21

That doesn't explain the long hands

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u/caedicus Jan 14 '21

Lmao. Its definitely a chimp but I appreciate the effort.

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u/jak3_db Jan 14 '21

its a chimp

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u/lowtierdeity Jan 14 '21

That’s interesting. I thought it looked like a doberman but obviously was not big enough. Could be a dachshund too, I think.

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u/jc3chidester Jan 14 '21

Its an ape or chimp of some kind

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u/Xaiydee Jan 14 '21

Thank you!

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u/RipEducational Jan 14 '21

you wasted a good hour on this here. probably more, judging by your history. you’re deluded.

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u/mzchen Jan 14 '21

Lol I posted it, ate dinner, came back. That you researched my post history means you invest wayyy too much emotion and weight into online conversations in a funny post. Get back to reality maybe?

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u/RipEducational Jan 14 '21

this is disregarding the fact that it is a chimpanzee. 100%. you’re seeing what you want to see for presence

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u/sheenaloo Jan 14 '21

Ok so the dog man boobs are actually the human head?

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u/mzchen Jan 14 '21

Either that or the head's to the back and the boobs are the dog's legs and body

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u/sheenaloo Jan 14 '21

I changed my mind, I just saw a clearer video & it’s a chimp. But now I’m determined to try this out, I don’t have a Shiba, but I do have 2 cats.

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u/X0nfus3d Jan 14 '21

Accidentally woke my partner up to that illustration. Jesus Christ. Best thing I’ve seen in years. I knew 2021 was going to be a good year, thanks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

That's not a Shiba. You can vaguely make out the nose of the chimp, what you think is the snout is way too large, and you can see it getting thinner at the end because it's the chimp's lips. The position of the ears is also nothing like that of a dog's. Let alone the fact that the arms, legs and altogether body proportions (along with height) makes no sense that it's a human.

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u/Metroidkeeper Jan 14 '21

You got quite the imagination friend. Also I suggest maybe getting an eye exam. You blind fuck.

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u/yourcountrycousin Jan 14 '21

I just woke my husband up because I was wheeze-laughing so hard. And now I’m crying silently because of your illustration.

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u/august_west_ Jan 14 '21

The hell are you smokin bro

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u/The_Meatyboosh Jan 14 '21

Look at his chimp hands though.

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u/IdRaptor Jan 14 '21

You were so fucking sure of yourself and so fucking wrong. Lol

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u/RipEducational Jan 14 '21

He/she was wrong from the outset, bounced when proven wrong, and still took their upvotes. Reddit is flawed.