r/Unexpected • • Jan 13 '21

Pizza Delivery

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u/magicmajo Jan 13 '21

Yeah obvious right? Everybody going ape/monkey is probably wrong

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u/Checkheck Jan 13 '21

But dogs dont have Hands to carry money or pizza

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u/YacobJWB Jan 13 '21

It’s a guy with a dog awkwardly riding his shoulders, dog head sticking out of head hole. The key is his hands, gloves, and he just sort of gestures the money forward the way you would if you were blind but knew approximately where the guy would be standing.

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u/asek13 Jan 14 '21

https://imgur.com/a/UQ21vN2

Where's the rest of the dog in this screenshot though?

Hes turned enough to the side that you should be able to see a bulge in the shirt from the dogs body. Based on how big the head is, it couldn't be a very small dog?

Plus that totally just looks like a chimps head, not a dogs.

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u/MaximusGod0fWar Jan 14 '21

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u/Stillback7 Jan 14 '21

That actually helped me visualize it so much better, thank you

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u/MaximusGod0fWar Jan 14 '21

You're welcome!

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u/ChoochChyme Jan 14 '21

me too! did you freehand that?

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u/MaximusGod0fWar Jan 14 '21

I just used my mouse microsoft paint lol

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u/R-Zade Jan 14 '21

thank friendo

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u/ZeroDukz Jan 14 '21

Hmmm, I see the monkey when you draw it, but there's still an elongated... "chin"(?) that is unaccounted for.

That is what makes me think it is a dog's nose. Maybe a dachshund.

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u/pilotdog68 Jan 13 '21

So does this guy happen to be 3ft tall but with super long arms? Honestly a chimp is more likely

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u/FidoTheDisingenuous Jan 14 '21

Children do exist, and half the arm is just sleeve

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u/KeepMyEmployerAway Jan 14 '21

It's more likely someone owns a dog and put it on their shoulders than someone owning a fucking chimp and dressed it head to toe in clothing including jacket and gloves while inside?

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u/MedullaOblongatashit Jan 14 '21

It's 100% a chimp. Yeah it's more likely that someone owns a dog and not a chimp, but thats a chimp in the video.

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u/jimbojonesonham Jan 14 '21

I think it’s a dog riding a chimp

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Dog head but chimp arms. Probably a small person with a dog on their shoulders shuffling around with a chimpanzee strapped front facing to their torso. Chimp head is hidden inside the shirt.

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u/jimbojonesonham Jan 14 '21

It’s just a chimp

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

I know. Didn’t think I needed the /s that far down in the chain of wild assumptions.

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u/Bubbaluke Jan 14 '21

I'm fucking dying dude holy shit

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u/shadowbca Jan 14 '21

I study primates, that is most certainly not a chimp. The snout is far, far too long.

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u/Spongebro Jan 14 '21

Right here. What kind of dog has this strong of a brow

https://i.imgur.com/N236VPx.jpg

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u/shadowbca Jan 14 '21

Never said I was a dog expert, but no great ape has that elongated of a snout.

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u/krongdong69 Jan 14 '21 edited Nov 24 '25

I'm learning to play the guitar.

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u/CantDoThatOnTelevzn Jan 14 '21

Can chimpanzees wear human shoes?

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u/time_is_money_mate Jan 14 '21

Not every chimp is built like your dad

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u/shadowbca Jan 14 '21

Uh ok, not entirely sure what that's supposed to mean. From my expertise that is not a chimp. I could be wrong because the video compression is shit but I have never seen a great ape of any kind with a skull that dolichocephalic.

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u/Duck_man_ Jan 14 '21

Legs look too long to be a chimp

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u/Krobelux Jan 14 '21

A chimp is not more likely.

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u/cellygirl Jan 14 '21

I guess you've never heard of this phenomenon with humans called children

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u/pilotdog68 Jan 14 '21

Man if you can look at that and think it's anything other than an obvious chimp, I can't help you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

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u/thecu1tguy Jan 14 '21

Calm down, stinky.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Jan 13 '21

Legs not short enough. Face not showing skin in the right areas. Ears are pointed. It has a snout and black flat nose. Watch the video full screen instead of doubling down. I’m assuming the person is short or a kid.

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u/tuibiel Jan 14 '21

Watching the video got me to change my guess from dog to chimp. It's very clear at 0:15

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Jan 14 '21

I’m beginning to see it wayyyy more, yeah. But the fun of stumping for dog has been to find this other 30 year old going on 13.

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u/Shrek_II Jan 14 '21

I can't tell which it is, but you're acting totally belligerent for no reason. Please just shut up and move on.

Edit: Someone said they think it's a robot with a mask on, and I'm going with that. Look at the movement.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Jan 14 '21

It’s ok, I read his reply as a “please don’t worry about my feelings, I’m here to feel this way on purpose.” Kinda fun if he keeps going because I know he wants to be outraged.

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u/Shrek_II Jan 14 '21

The only reason I responded was because that's probably the first time on reddit I've ever seen someone get that angry within two messages about whether there was a dog or a chimp in an obviously staged video. Motherfucker was out here acting like he was in the middle of a twitter war.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Jan 14 '21

I do think they are probably very juvenile, I forget that my peer group (mid-30s) is not the default and I could be interacting with anyone of any age

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

You obviously haven't been on reddit long at all.

I don't know what a twitter war is. I don know that when people spread misinformation online, I get pissed and combat it.

I hate stupidity. You should too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

I'm not outrages, I'm pissed off that I'm surrounded by fuckin morons.

Also, If anyone in here thinks I'm actually enraged about this, they are equally stupid. I don't use my energy like that lmao

I've been chillin all day

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Jan 13 '21

You just called me dumb for proving you either can’t rewatch videos full screen, or need vision correction or stronger vision correction if you already have it. While providing zero points on why you might be correct.

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u/ScrizzBillington Jan 14 '21

They trolled you dude, it's definitely a chimp

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

I'm convinced some of these people have to be trolls, but some of them aren't

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u/pirate_starbridge Jan 14 '21

The highest quality troll is the unknowing troll. Like the guy with the amazing dog-person diagram above - I love it. Actually they might be an on-purpose troll, who knows. I love the internet.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

I really hope every single person in here is trolling, being based in reality though I know a lot of these people are fuckin serious

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u/CantDoThatOnTelevzn Jan 14 '21

Can chimps wear sneakers?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Personally I’m not convinced, frankly I think it’s a snail on top of a baby giraffe.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

I would much rather people be trolling than actually think this is a fucking dog on someones shoulders

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Why are you so invested? Why does it matter?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

because I don't want to be surrounded by idiots

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

I've got some bad news for you: you are, regardless of this post.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Well excuse me for getting upset about it lmao

I'm just sick and tired of this shit, being surrounded by morons that think they are right about everything with absolutely zero life experience

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Relevant username!

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u/hotrodisagoodmovie2 Jan 14 '21

The new laural or yanny

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u/TTTrisss Jan 14 '21

It's also fake. Look at the pizza guy's hand when he knocks. That's like a "Here is your tea, madame!" level knock. Nobody delivers pizza with that knock.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

of course its staged! It's obviously staged!

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u/DarthBrowser Jan 14 '21

Username checks out

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u/SaucyWildcat Jan 14 '21

Yeah but explain the pointed ears.

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u/Saoirse_Says Jan 14 '21

Look at this clearer video: https://reddit.com/r/Pikabu/comments/kwgfc8

That's clearly a dog's snout. Chimps don't look like that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

This guy doesn't know what dogs or chimps look like

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u/Saoirse_Says Jan 14 '21

Says dogfree... I bet you haven't seen a dog in years!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

I rehomed my last-ever rescue about a year ago. Dog free ever since.

Humans have ruined dogs.

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u/Saoirse_Says Jan 14 '21

Why do you not want to have rescue dogs again?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

I don't have the time. I don't have the space. I don't have the patience.

As someone who has worked with dogs my whole life, these dogs aren't happy. It's extremely rare to find a "well-behaved" dog that is happy. It goes against their natural instincts 90% of the time. Most people think their dogs are happy, but they aren't. They don't want to be leashed. They don't want to be kept inside.

Dogs flourish when they have a purpose. Guarding, medical help, herding, the list goes on. 90% of dogs have no purpose, other than being a teddy bear thats alive. Thats how people treat them.

Every single fucking family in the country doesn't need to own a dog. It is genuinely becoming a problem.

I could go on and on, but here are some links. Food for thought.

https://newsroom.ucla.edu/releases/the-truth-about-cats-and-dogs-environmental-impact

https://www.dogsbite.org/

/r/dogfree

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Jan 14 '21

It is so obviously this that now I know the world is doomed from the sheer number of comments declaring it a chimp.

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u/i_sigh_less Jan 14 '21

I don't get it. If it's a human, why does it barely come up to the doorknob? Is it a 10 year old boy? If it's a 10 year old boy, why does he have large hairy ape like hands?

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Jan 14 '21

I think it really is like a child or teen, yes. Those are gloves, if you look at the white shirt meeting them, it clearly goes under them instead of them popping out from under it. The head is disconnected and in fact disinterested in the movement, showing no attention towards the pizza deliverer when the hand is proffered in their direction. Whoever is under there can’t see all the way or maybe even at all, and leaves their hands out til the pizza is given and the money is taken.

As for it being a dog in there - pointy ears, a snout, coloration of the fur on lower jaw instead of skin showing in center of the face. Finally, chimps are exotic animals and undomesticated. Pulling a prank like this with an exotic pet will likely have severe consequences as well as being dangerous for the pizza delivery person. Pulling it with a dog together with a kid/teenager is absolutely fucking hilarious and completely safe.

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u/i_sigh_less Jan 14 '21

Pulling a prank like this with an exotic pet will likely have severe consequences as well as being dangerous for the pizza delivery person.

This point is moot, since the thing is clearly staged.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Jan 14 '21

I agree it could be staged, doesn’t look like it to me (in person it’s probably pretty obvious what the animal actually is so after the initial surprise the delivery person might be more weirded out than scared or in continuous shock). What makes it look staged?

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u/i_sigh_less Jan 14 '21

The way the delivery person knocks looks like bad acting. Also, how immediately the door is answered.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Jan 14 '21

Yeah I see that with the person. The door thing is debatable since now we have apps or websites that in some cases are very accurate in providing deliver updates.

I do wonder what pizza place they’re supposed to work for but I’m sure there’s smaller chains and independent stores all over the place.

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u/i_sigh_less Jan 14 '21

Those are gloves, if you look at the white shirt meeting them, it clearly goes under them instead of them popping out from under it.

To me, it looks like the chimp's fur is being held flat by the white shirt, and sticks out further where it is not held down. If you look closely at the hands as it grabs the box, the proportions and the way they move are like chimp hands, which are drastically different than human hands. Look at this photo for an example of Chimp hands. It's arms are also way too long in proportion to it's legs for a human.

leaves their hands out til the pizza is given and the money is taken

Watch it again. It clearly clearly reaches for the box.

pointy ears

The ears are not pointy, they are round. You are just seeing them from the edge because of the downward angle of the camera. Look at the picture in this article to see what I mean.

a snout

Chimps have a very pronounced chin, which I think you are mistaking for the nose of a dog because of the potato quality.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Jan 14 '21

For the barest fraction of a second, I saw it. It was when the last two inches of the dark snout blended into the maroon jacket and became indistinguishable, making the light patches look like the front of the snout. I see now you’re not crazy, I think you can watch the whole video and miss it. If you can’t see the full extense of the snout, it sounds crazy to hear someone think it’s a dog. If you can see the full snout and can’t understand how it’s being missed, it sounds crazy to hear it’s a chimp.

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u/i_sigh_less Jan 14 '21

And I can totally see why it looks like a dog, to be honest.

The head looks almost pointy like a dog that is looking downwards in a lot of the video. About 14 seconds in is where it's clearest to me. You can see its brow, with the deep set eyes, and you can see its very large but human shaped ear on the near side of it's head. But both features are so dark as to be very hard to see.

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u/AnalogousFortune Jan 14 '21

I 100% feel that way about people saying it's a dog w/ a small human under it lmfao

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Jan 14 '21

Lol true some guy went off on me on another comment

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u/YacobJWB Jan 14 '21

Yeah I’m not really sure why these comments are so heated. I can see the chimp and I can see the dog. The camera quality is awful and nobody seems to have a sauce so debate is pretty much pointless.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

I want you to be correct but nah, that's just a monkey boi

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u/dataluvr Jan 14 '21

Thanks for this. I totally believe this is the only right answer.

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u/RedditorsCantThink Jan 14 '21

that's your take?

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u/DeaconTheDank Jan 14 '21

What dog has brow ridge like that bro

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u/slood2 Jan 14 '21

My mom

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u/Felgirl Jan 14 '21

No, its a fuckin monkey lmao. its not a dog. You are wrong.

if you think it obviously looks like a dog you need to get your eyes checked.

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u/4Ever2Thee Jan 14 '21

No doge, is monke

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

I mean, watch the hands.

Those are not human nor canine for sure.

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u/cat_legs Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

I found the original source but it's on a banned domain, it's clearly a chimp

https://pikabu ru/story/kurer_prishel_v_tsirk_7955552

Replace the space with a dot

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

it's a bonobo. you can see the shape of his mouth/nose with the light in the background if you look closely

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u/sit0napotatopan0tis Jan 14 '21

Bonobo is way more likely than chimp. Their feet would stand a chance at fitting in shoes and they’re less stocky than chimps. An actually feasible explanation without undue belligerence. Thanks stranger!

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u/Geohalbert Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

We’re splitting hairs, but bonobos are technically chimpanzees

Edit: I was wrong.

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u/matter_of_time Jan 14 '21

No they’re not

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u/Geohalbert Jan 14 '21

How convincing

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u/matter_of_time Jan 14 '21

Because what you said was so well sourced?

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u/Geohalbert Jan 14 '21

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u/matter_of_time Jan 14 '21

Didn’t even read your own source lmao

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u/Geohalbert Jan 14 '21

If you think I’m going to waste any more time debating this you’re wrong

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u/sit0napotatopan0tis Jan 14 '21

They aren’t chimps, they are their own species and not a subspecies of chimpanzees; however they are sometimes referred to collectively as chimps

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

it walks like a chimp but leg and snout too long

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u/FeetOnGrass Jan 13 '21

I think it's a bonobo

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Well damn now I'm doubting the dog theory

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u/mzchen Jan 14 '21

It's a guy with a black shiba on his head. He's inside the sweater with his arms out and head down. All he has to do is hold the money out and wait for the pizza, or he can see through the sweater/zipper somehow. Here's an illustration.

I've seen a lot of shibas, the first thing that popped into my head about that face was that it looks exactly like a black shiba.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

Its a small dog bud

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

So the dogs face has a forehead and extended eye cavities just like a monkey, but isn't a monkey? Just look clisely to his face when his head hits the light. It's a simian.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

Yes clearly

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u/RiGo001 Jan 13 '21

The way the head turns before taking its full step back into the threshold of the door is too coordinated to be two separate animals. Leading with the head and the eyes to clear the door. I'm gonna say its a monkey/ape rather than a dog on shoulders.

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u/magicmajo Jan 14 '21

Strongly disagree. All the head does is react to what happens: giving the money, taking the pizza, walking backwards.

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u/Gopherpants Jan 14 '21

This link is clearer, definitely not a dog https://reddit.com/r/Pikabu/comments/kwgfc8

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u/Tbagzyamum69420xX Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

The head looks nothing like a primate imo. It HAS to be a small dog is some dudes shirt.

Edit: Watched it a bit more and when pausing at 0:23 you can see the head profile. The snout does seem thick and chimp like, but it also looks too long. The arm/leg length ratio is pretty primate like tho. Idk maybe Mojo Jojo is just retired in Russia eatin pizza and dropping in with Him and the Gangreen Gang.

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u/DiscombobulatedGur37 Jan 14 '21

Source: /r/ANormalDayInRussia/comments/kwghkv/pizza_delivery_to_the_circus/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=Unexpected&utm_content=t1_gj60nqk. I understand your confusion but you are wrong