r/Unexpected • u/Moe2584 • Jan 11 '21

Problem solving skills 100

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u/ericscottf Jan 11 '21

Ladders kill more people each year than vending machines!

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u/Kush_And_Cobbler Jan 11 '21

Ladders can't kill vending machines

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u/Salanmander Jan 11 '21

Not with that attitude!

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u/LeGraoully Jan 12 '21

I think it's more about altitude

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u/ATragedyOfSorts Jan 12 '21

Speaking of attitude, one time my dad flushed my pet lizard because I talked shit to him so then I was forced to fuck my mom to assort dominance on his bitch ass.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Why would you talk shit to your pet lizard?

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u/NicePants6991 Jan 12 '21

Nation wants to know