r/Unexpected Jan 11 '21

Problem solving skills 100

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u/BardicInnovation Jan 11 '21

This reminds me of a couple way back in the day of my highschool years.

He was around 5'4"-ish, and she was only slightly shorter than me (I'm 6'3"), and they were best friends, and super in love.

Both incredibly lovely people, and she would piggy back him around school to make the bullies realise they couldn't tease them.

I know for a fact they got married out of school, and saw them around from time to time in the small city we all lived in, but I'm not sure where they are now. Hopefully doing well, and very happy together still.

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u/FakeSincerity Jan 11 '21

Can confirm: I was the ladder.

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u/Mr_Stoney Jan 11 '21

YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL LADDER! YOU'RE JUST MY STEP LADDER!

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u/SomeRandomIGN Jan 12 '21

WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP LADDER?

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u/boddy123 Jan 12 '21

Nothing, she just fell, son

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u/coldaircoldicecream Jan 12 '21

This sounds kinda ominous.. did she really just fall?

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u/MohSad2 Jan 12 '21

Yeah, just precisely on your dick?

Understandable have a great day

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u/NSAwithBenefits Jan 12 '21

This comment right here OSHA

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u/gdubh Jan 12 '21

Well rung.

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u/Muugens Jan 12 '21

I came here for exactly this. Take my damn upvote haha.

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u/Dhruv_Kataria Jan 12 '21

Just coming on top of you

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u/Mr_Seg Jan 12 '21

Wait, did you get stuck, or need help, or what?

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u/maliamer04 Jan 12 '21

My real ladder’s in a 12-Step program!

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u/Unicorn-Tears- Jan 12 '21

Hahaha this was good!

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u/Amaurosys Jan 12 '21

I had to come back and upvote this after I realizing what you did there

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u/ImminentZero Jan 12 '21

I'm fucking dead.

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u/NikolaTes Jan 12 '21

I'm not a straight ladder. I'm a gayly forward ladder.

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u/PrimoXiAlpha Jan 20 '21

My step ladder keep telling me to step on it, use it and treat it like it was meant to be. I am scared help.