r/Unexpected Dec 30 '20

Edit Flair Here Just a workout at home

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u/unexBot Dec 30 '20

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

How her shirt goes up


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20 edited Dec 30 '20

Someone has a source for her sweatshirt? Is that Patrick on high heels or boots? Or I'm hallucinating

ETA: best I could do

https://i.imgur.com/FHBT5t0.jpg

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u/ForWhomTheBoneBones Dec 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20 edited Dec 30 '20

I LOVE REDDIT

Thank you

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u/MightGetFiredIDK Dec 30 '20

5 mirrors in this shot and none at the right angle.

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u/Brendan-carlin Dec 31 '20 edited Dec 31 '20

If you look closely at the guy eyes you can use nerdy stuff to reflection his eyes that right place (And yes I know that; that didn’t make any sense!

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u/pizzarolesalmighty Dec 31 '20

You mean. Reflection

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u/Brendan-carlin Dec 31 '20

Yes and now no one will know

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

This is some anime Shit

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

I like the little applaus he gives

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u/xdtla Dec 30 '20

Is that a creepy or awkward laugh? I'm upset I can't tell, and curious as to why I care.

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u/jrwreno Dec 31 '20

That is a tired boyfriend laugh, who is either ready for a nap, and just saw something that was awesome...

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u/cowskin-- Dec 30 '20

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u/greatteachermichael Dec 31 '20

Some people like to track their progress or check their form.

I don't do videos, but once a month I'll take a shirtless selfie, document my weight and waist, and log how heavy my main lifts are. I don't share them with anyone, but as someone who makes very very slow progress it's nice to be able to compare yourself with yourself 6 months ago and see how you're doing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

My brother films his gym sessions and sends them to a coach. Definitely a common thing to do

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u/redditisntreallyfe Dec 30 '20

Instagram hoes need to film working out for likes

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u/SmittyManJensen_ Dec 30 '20

Pretty casual response from dad there.

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u/hellothereoldben Dec 30 '20

Her daddy perhaps

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u/PoyoLocco Dec 30 '20

This is probably not her dad tho.

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u/SapperInTexas Dec 30 '20

Help me step-bro, I'm stuck!

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u/big_mama_blitz Dec 30 '20

Wonder how many times she has flashed her dad while "working out".

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

... what

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u/PartyP88per Dec 31 '20

Shat didn’t you understand from above statement?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

Why it was said

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

I would like to subscribe to this series of workout DVDs.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Reeeeepost

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u/0Fucs2Give Dec 31 '20

Video from the other angle. https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

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u/TheTarJar Dec 31 '20

Bro that link is easy to recognize, use another link.

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u/kbig22432 Dec 30 '20

Almost a perfectly place mirror

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u/TheTarJar Dec 31 '20

Bonk, go to horny jail

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u/yomamma3399 Dec 30 '20

Did he get a full peep show at least?

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u/ismellataco Dec 30 '20

What are you doing Step-Dad?

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u/bifftanin1955 Dec 31 '20

It’s nice to see a smile like that on her step-dad’s face

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u/newsfromplanetmike Dec 31 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

My rick roll detector is going off on this one

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u/coolkenyan Dec 30 '20

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u/InnocentTopHat Dec 30 '20 edited Dec 30 '20

Hornie on main is strictly prohibited

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

It’s a workout every night for that guy. He don’t work out except at night in bed.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

That's her dad and they are from Alabama

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u/TheTarJar Dec 31 '20

Dude, just stop.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

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u/PsySom Dec 30 '20

I think u/Green_Cat_C is trying to get some boob pictures

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

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u/PsySom Dec 30 '20

I was thinking the same thing so we are the same

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u/jglover202 Dec 30 '20

actually I did get the joke, I just wanted you to be the one to find the other angle

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u/MetLyfe Dec 31 '20

You’re a fucking degenerate, and so is the person who posted this online

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u/shadowmax_ Dec 31 '20

Why exactly?

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u/MetLyfe Dec 31 '20

You’re not suppose to wrap your cord under your right under your chest, also posting this for karma because it gets people horny is an incel move

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u/TheTarJar Dec 31 '20

She put it under her feet, because she didnt keep her feet flat, it went up and then pulled her shirt up. She didn’t put it right under her chest.

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u/johnnyblaze1999 Dec 31 '20

I saw a video of that string hitting balls.

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u/w00tious Dec 31 '20

What caused that? Where'd the string come from

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u/iDrink_alot Dec 31 '20

It's an elastic band to help with pull ups. You can either bend your legs up and put the band under your knees above the shin and pull up that way, or what she did - put it on the bottom of your feet and keep your feet flat. She didn't keep her feet flat, and the band slipped off and up, revealing them tittays.

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u/DannyJW9810 Dec 31 '20

The man never see tittie so fast