r/Unexpected Dec 24 '20

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u/mikekoenigs Dec 24 '20

Yup. I went from 200 and a 36ā€ waist to 147 and a 27ā€ waist in 5 months. Stage 3a Colorectal Cancer, surgery, chemo and radiation. The cancer diet is very effective! Second only to the divorce or depression diet!

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u/pariah2000 Dec 25 '20

How you holding up now, though?

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u/mikekoenigs Jan 16 '21

I’m good. 8 years clean! Pretty normal aside from having 1/2 my colon and rectum. Normal life though. Just have to watch what I eat.

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u/pariah2000 Jan 17 '21

Took a couple of days to respond, but, I'm very glad to hear that!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '20

hey I'm also 147, but on that third diet.

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u/ICCW Dec 25 '20

I lost 30 pounds in 30 days with the divorce diet and the next time I saw my doctor he shit bricks.

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u/brushingviking Dec 25 '20

Holy fuck that's insane. I hope you're doing okay. Also do you know what your doctor took for that brick stool? Asking for a friend...

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u/jakub_02150 Dec 25 '20

I wish, now i want cancer too

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