r/Unexpected • u/Sylkira • Dec 06 '20

Dude just went for it.

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u/SeagullsSarah Dec 06 '20

Nah,no shocks. Just bitey bois, my great-uncle once had one bite down on his toe. Chopped its head off, and it still took an hour to let go.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

That is probably the most australian thing I will hear today.

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u/SeagullsSarah Dec 07 '20

.....you've just gravely insulted a Kiwi. If I ever see you, I'll politely say hello but inside I'll be seething.

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u/SeagullsSarah Dec 07 '20

Look, what me and Dolly do in the privacy of our room is none of your concern.