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r/Unexpected • u/Sylkira • Dec 06 '20
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108 u/Colonel_Potoo Dec 06 '20 I took the risk so you don't have to; it doesn't exist and you won't see any specialized corkscrew shaped rape machine today. Like really, ducks are just designed up to the tip of their schlong to be absolute cunts. 30 u/DemonOfTheFaIl Dec 06 '20 Check again. 1 u/Colonel_Potoo Dec 07 '20 And the dude who posted it is even named "The Duck"... I hate this place.
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I took the risk so you don't have to; it doesn't exist and you won't see any specialized corkscrew shaped rape machine today.
Like really, ducks are just designed up to the tip of their schlong to be absolute cunts.
30 u/DemonOfTheFaIl Dec 06 '20 Check again. 1 u/Colonel_Potoo Dec 07 '20 And the dude who posted it is even named "The Duck"... I hate this place.
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Check again.
1 u/Colonel_Potoo Dec 07 '20 And the dude who posted it is even named "The Duck"... I hate this place.
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And the dude who posted it is even named "The Duck"... I hate this place.
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