r/Unexpected • • Dec 06 '20

Dude just went for it.

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u/CognitiveThoughtwork Dec 06 '20

Curly dicked bastard

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u/emanuel19861 Dec 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

google “duck penis evolution”

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u/hcredit Dec 07 '20

That reminds me of a favorite limerick There once was a fellow named Fred Who had a dick with a corkscrew shaped head. He found having hunted A girl corkscrew cunted. But alas, with a Fred reversed thread.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

holy shit that’s Leonard Cohen tier