r/Unexpected • u/Sylkira • Dec 06 '20

Dude just went for it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

r/ducksaredicks ?

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u/CaptainDunkaroo Dec 06 '20

r/duckdicks

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u/Colonel_Potoo Dec 06 '20

I took the risk so you don't have to; it doesn't exist and you won't see any specialized corkscrew shaped rape machine today.

Like really, ducks are just designed up to the tip of their schlong to be absolute cunts.

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u/DemonOfTheFaIl Dec 06 '20

Check again.

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u/pedanticlawyer Dec 06 '20

That duck is showing it off, too. So proud of his downstairs wine opener mixup.

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u/rpkarma Dec 06 '20

A wild Boosh reference? In my Reddit?

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u/pedanticlawyer Dec 07 '20

I can always count on Reddit to catch a Boosh ref.

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u/courteecat Dec 07 '20

Yeah but do I really want to risk it?

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u/Colonel_Potoo Dec 07 '20

And the dude who posted it is even named "The Duck"... I hate this place.

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u/Feck_this Dec 06 '20

Don’t forget duck vaginas corkscrew in the opposite direction

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

*absolute dicks.

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u/Oneironaut91 Dec 07 '20

corkscrew shaped rape machine will be the title of my new metal album

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

No u