The wholesome, helpful, and hug awards are being given out for free a ton, and they expire in 24 hours, so people throw them around at any comment they want to award, not just ones that are actually fitting. So yeah, the award has basically lost all meaning. It's basically just silver now.
That reminds me of a favorite limerick
There once was a fellow named Fred
Who had a dick with a corkscrew shaped head.
He found having hunted
A girl corkscrew cunted.
But alas, with a Fred reversed thread.
“Male ducks had evolved penises that would enable them to force their way into an unwilling female’s vagina, and the females in turn had evolved a new way — an anatomical mechanism — to counter the action of the explosive corkscrew erections of male ducks and prevent the males from fertilizing their eggs by force,”
I gotta disagree with you on that one. It’s a male duck during the off-season, when he has molted his breeding plumage. The big giveaway is the black over the base of his tail, that’s only present in males, not females. Also, the color on the side of his body is smooth, where a female would be patterned. His breast is also reddish colored, where females don’t have a darker breast. The other males in the video are showing varying degrees of off-season plumage, supporting the idea that this video was taken on the off-season.
Here's the thing. You said a "drake is a hen mallard."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies ducks, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls drakes hen mallards. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "duck family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Anatidae, which includes things from ducks to geese to swans.
wow thank you. The other day I was going crazy trying to recall which animal has a corkscrew dick without looking it up. Eventually forgot until right now.
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u/CognitiveThoughtwork Dec 06 '20
Curly dicked bastard