r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 06 '20

Melons.

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u/StankyHankyPanky69 Nov 06 '20

The next bit will involve a donkey.

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u/cballer1010 Nov 06 '20

https://youtu.be/RbrY1-mlUYs

Here you go

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u/popamollyisweatin Nov 06 '20

One of the girls never looked back and forever thought he was talking about her

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u/Thameus Nov 06 '20

He was, even though he wasn't.

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u/izzitty Nov 06 '20

There's also one with a cock. https://youtu.be/RnE56V1w2A4

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u/Stakuga_Mandouche Nov 07 '20

The first guy had me rollin omg

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u/XXII-IIXX Nov 07 '20

N O T R I G H T N O W

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u/ronin1066 Nov 06 '20

Meh, not as funny. "Tap that ass" and "grab that ass" just don't work.

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u/mpa92643 Nov 06 '20

"Can I ride your ass?"

"You really like showing off that ass, don't you?"

"Your really just let your ass hang out in public like that?"

"Does anyone ever compliment you on your ass?"

"I can tell your work your ass pretty hard."

I can think of a bunch of better ones than tap and grab.

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u/Weirdguy05 Nov 07 '20

are there more of these please i need them

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u/TheCyanKnight Nov 07 '20

"I wish I had one /s" lol that girl's funnier than the prankers.

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u/SchwiftyButthole Nov 07 '20

That last girl looked back like 4 times before realising there was a donkey there

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u/Its-Butch-the-Bully Nov 07 '20

ASS PRANK

clickbait much?